Everyone has their own set of fashion rules, their own standards of what is acceptable and unacceptable fashion-wise. Things they love, things they want to try but aren’t sure how to, and perhaps most importantly things they would never-ever wear. It seems like I’m always blogging about the things I love so I thought it would be fun to look at the things I would never-ever do. For instance, I would never-ever wear a pair of Uggs. OK, I admit out of pure curiosity I once stuck my foot into an Ugg. Once! And I’ll admit it was probably the warmest and coziest my foot has ever been. It was still not enough to convince me to wear them in public. Here are a few more things on my never-ever list:
Just Plain UglyThere are some things that I just cannot bring myself to wear in public because they have been deemed just plain ugly.
GlitterGlitter on clothes, glitter on shoes, glitter on the body = tacky, tackier and tackiest. OK, there was that one time at a party where I may have tried some body glitter. But it was just that once and everyone was doing it! I swear I won't let it happen again!
ClogsI just don't like open backed shoes. I don't know what it is about them, but you'll never catch me in a mule or a clog or a sling-back. I guess sandals are the exception to the rule, but even then only if they are flat and it's still a rarity. And don't even get me started on wearing
Crocs in public!
Never Go BackThere are a few things that fall into this list not because I think they are unwearable, but because I’ve already worn them - in the 80’s, the first time around. I know fashion is cyclical and all things eventually come back into style but I also think one of the hard and fast rules of fashion is that you should not revisit styles you wore the first time around. I’ll leave the new 80’s inspired fashions to the youngsters.

Bubble HemsCertainly not the worst offender on the list, bubble hems can be cute in moderation. However, I distinctly remember the bubble hem skirt I was sporting in the 7th grade while wearing my walkman and listening to my Madonna "True Blue" cassette.
Jelly AnythingShoes, bracelets, whatever - they're just a big fat no for me. They can work on younger girls, certainly, but since I can still picture the arm full of jelly bracelets (they were black with neon splatter paint!) I proudly wore while listening to the aforementioned Madonna cassette they are automatically disqualified.
Acid WashAgain, not the worst thing in the world. I've seen photos of Scandinavian hipsters pulling them off with aplomb. It just comes back to that "never go back" rule. Of course mine had a drop yoke waist with pleats in the front and I tight rolled the legs at the bottom. And no, there are no pictures!
Too Damn HipI think one of the best rules to looking effortlessly chic is never looking like you’re trying to hard. To me, these things scream "Hey look at me!Look at me!"
The Head BandNothing screams look at me like the hipster headband. It is a completely excessive display of hipness. Hip-overdrive if you will.

LaméI'm holding American Apparel solely responsible for this one. Sometimes I walk into that store and I'm practically blinded by the glow of greasy hipsters in shiny lamé. It doesn't matter in what form it comes. Skirt, dress, tights, jacket - it's all just too much!

SequinsThis is a tough one. I'm oddly attracted to both of the pieces pictured here and yet I know I would never actually walk out of the house wearing them. They're just too loud. I'm more of a subtle kind of girl.
So - what are your fashion no-no's? What would you never be caught dead in?